johnlocked-kurtofsky-potterhead:
I usually sound a bit better than this, but I was recording it quickly while the family was out. So it’s kinda breathy and all. Anyhoo…
(Please credit me if you use this elsewhere, yada yada yada onto the lyrics)
I shipped a ship in time gone by
When feels were high and life worth living
I dreamed their love would never die
That BBC would be forgiving
Merthur was young and unafraid
Johnlock was gay and gay and gayer
Rose and the Doctor should have stayed
But then we wouldn’t have had River
But the writers plot at night
With their souls as dark as thunder
As they tear your ships apart
All headcanons turned to shame
I spent my summer on Netflix
And filled my days with endless slumber
I tried to work out Sherlock’s trick
But that just filled me with more pain
And still I dream they’ll share a kiss
That they will live their years together
But there are ships that end up ripped
And there are fics that tell it better
I had a dream my OTP
Would end up happy and still living
Yet it seems my vote was skipped
Now Moffat’s killed the ship I shipped
